my name is robert

A friend of mine started calling me robnoxious because he could hear me belch from several blocks away when walking up to our old punk house. When we were kids, my younger sister and I would have compete to see who could burp the loudest. At some point they stopped doing that, but I kept going. Now I am really good at it. Sigh. I’m not the first robnoxious on the planet, but for a punk name, i can’t complain. I’ve tried to change it, but people wont have it. They change it back to robnoxious. Sometimes i open a dictionary to Obnoxious and i draw and R in front of it.

My editor's dog, Buttercup. Friend of manuscripts, foe of high heeled shoes.

My editor's dog, Buttercup. Friend of manuscripts, foe of high heeled shoes.

email: robotearl@gmail.com